1. doctor:sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  2. me:tell me thats not sick
  3. doctor:haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

favorite ladies[6/∞]
↳ Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter

yzma:

yzma:

Mega Lopunny is wearing torn pantyhose oh my fucking god

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nintendo knows the freaks they’re catering to

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poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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